We spent last week and the adjoining weekends in fabulous Hawaii! I got sick for the last few days, but it was a wonderfully warm break from good ol’ San Francisco.
The first half of the trip was spent on Maui. When I’ve visited in the past (with my family), we have always stayed in clustered resorts on the water. This time around, I had the unique experience of staying in downtown Lahaina where we could walk to shops and restaurants. Our condo hotel had fewer amenities than the large resorts, but there was plenty to explore nearby.
I’ve wanted to go ziplining since I first heard about it during a visit a few years ago. There were no openings before the end of our trip, so this time around, we booked three months in advance to be sure we wouldn’t miss it. We coasted down eight different ziplines but did not look nearly as cool in photos as we did in person (I swear), so this is the guide showing everyone how it’s done.
The Olivine Pools were my favorite new discovery of the trip. They are hidden (really — you have to know where they are and then hike a little) tidepools that are deep enough for swimming and snorkeling. It pays to have Hawaiian friends who have thoroughly explored the islands.
This is the dessert sampler from the Lahaina Grill, which was my favorite meal of the trip. We shared crab ravioli, Maui onion soup, and then this beauty. We sat at the bar, and the bartender was extraordinarily nice and sociable. The sampler was only supposed to include four desserts, but she was kind enough to give us half of a key lime tart as well (which I had been eyeing on the menu but had not mentioned).
The second half of the trip was on Lana’i which was completely new to me. There are only 3,500 residents on the island in addition to two Four Seasons Resorts and a small downtown hotel. We stayed at the Koele Lodge about twenty minutes up the mountain but had full access to the Manele Bay amenities down below. Both hotels had immense lobbies. Unfortunately I don’t have any good photos of the Koele Lodge which was like being transported to another time (an upscale 19th century hunting lodge?). It was kind of awesomely artificial.

Interestingly, people were making fun of the eclecticism of the architecture of both hotels. I am usually the first to find design flaws, but I thought everything was pretty tasteful.
This is the path down to the beach which was the future location of the wedding ceremony.
Photo credit: Four Seasons Resorts
When we told our roommate where we were staying, she found this photo of the signature Four Seasons “Evian spritz” which we all agreed was pretty much the most ridiculous thing we had ever seen. Dan tried it but I declined. That being said, the Four Seasons was insanely on top of service — making up our room twice a day, arranging our toiletries, prepping beach chairs with fitted towels, and passing out fruit spears by the beach.
The rehearsal dinner was as perfect as a Google party circa 2006. The theme was Tampa, FL which is apparently famous for pirates. Will’s (the groom) parents gave the couple real pieces of eight as a wedding gift. Best of all, the pieces of eight were not even purchased but were proceeds from a legal defense.
Will and Lauren’s vows were the best I’ve heard yet. There was no “until death do us part” mumbo jumbo; just a realistic and therefore more meaningful commitment to fulfilling each others’ lives. Actions speak louder than words, people. Will is transferring from a very comfortable life at Google Mountain View to a new position at Google Chicago while Lauren pursues her J.D./M.B.A. There’s nothing like getting married and moving almost immediately to a completely new place.
Lauren sabotaging my beach glamour photo session.
Photo credit: John Hawkins
This was one of the most beautiful, intimate weddings that I have attended. The entire wedding party (aptly dubbed “bridespeople” and “groomspeople”) learned a hula that Lauren’s cousin had choreographed and taught to them via YouTube. Ahh, technology.
Photo credit: John Hawkins
Lauren, the beautiful bride, was a member of the very selective Stanford Dollies (which I didn’t know before!), so she’s quite the performer.
Photo credit: John Hawkins
Bride and groom doing the hula. Just because he’s 6’8″ doesn’t mean Will can’t dance. He used that as an excuse to make me dance on multiple occasions as well.
Photo credit: John Hawkins
After 10:00 p.m., the party retired to the library (say with fancy inflection). Will, our groom, is also very talented and gave an impromptu A capella performance with several friends who were all former members of the Stanford Fleet Street Singers. I was transported back to my dining hall days but with an upgraded backdrop. What a treat!
Since we were flying in and out of Kahului, Maui, we took the ferry back to Lahaina early on our last day so that we could drive to Hana’s sacred pools. The drive is 2-3 hours depending on where you start, and there are numerous places where the road narrows to a single lane. This did not help my head cold, but I manned up anyway. We waited to eat lunch until we found the Hana-Maui Hotel, which I remembered from a visit with my parents. The reef shoes that we had purchased on the cheap for the Olivine Pools were a total win and made it easy to wade in the rocky pools. Unfortunately we didn’t have a lot of time to stay because we had a plane to catch. Next time.
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